DATELINE: Portsmouth, New Hampshire
When we return to the main intersection on Congress Street, the McCain and Kucinich sign-holders, five or so each of them, are sharing sidewalk space with the Richardson folks. We stroll out to do some sightseeing, hoping to view some ancient (in American terms) New England homes and a bit of the waterfront. We get as far as the sidewalk outside the Breaking New Grounds coffee shop. There are an unusually large number of Bill Richardson sign-carriers - maybe 20 people, rather than five or ten. Suddenly The Gov himself hones into view, flanked by a small entourage. ‘Do you want to go meet him?’ Tom asks. ‘Nah, I should let him meet the voters really. Let’s just stand on the outside and observe.’

Richardson keeps shaking hands, moving through the small crowd. He spots me, Tom and Rachael hovering, and within a flash is bearing down on us. ‘Hi, I’m Bill Richardson!’ His jowly face looks tired but his eyes do not. He must be drawing on bottomless energy reserves - he has a firm handshake for a man who must’ve given hundreds every day for weeks and weeks and weeks. I am slightly flummoxed by being accosted by a Presidential candidate against my will; this isn’t really how journalism is supposed to work.
‘Er, hi. I’m Dan Hancox. I’m from London, England, we’re covering the election. We saw you speak in Iowa City.’
‘Well that’s just great. You’ve been all over huh?’
He keeps moving, keeps greeting, keeps shaking, and heads into the coffee shop.
‘Did you get to meet Bill yet?’ one young Richardson ‘08 campaigner asks another. ‘No, not yet’ he says a little sadly. Which doesn’t seem entirely fair, given that we just have. Still, it’s pretty cool though, we reflect, ready to move on from the throng and continue our mission to see the sights. Except.
‘Tom.’ I poke Tom in the arm. ‘Tom. Is that… Look who just came out the coffee shop.. Is that.. Chelsea Clinton? Nah. It can’t be.’ We stand and look at the back of someone’s head. ‘It can’t be her - she came out of the same tiny coffee shop Bill Richardson and his entourage just went into.’ We make to cross the street and head into the residential area. Except… I tug at Tom’s sleeve again.
‘Tom. I think. Is that. Is that. Chelsea? I think that might be…’ Before I can construct anything approaching a full sentence, I’m pinned to the wall.
‘Hi, I’m Chelsea.’ She stares me straight in the eyes, smiling with the warmth of experience.
‘Hi Chelsea. I’m Dan. You know, we were at Oxford together. Um. We’re covering the election, we’re blogging it. Um. Here’s my card.’
Chelsea takes it and officially approves of my college, Christ Church. Which was a wise move - it IS nicer than hers, after all. She shakes Tom’s hand and moves on towards a waiting jeep, a group of big-city press types (proper cameras, neck-fulls of laminates) following in her wake.
Later, grabbing some late lunch in a quiet organic cafe, we accidentally meet Bill Richardson for a second time. We’re not even trying anymore. We weren’t trying to begin with. We just wanted to soak up the atmosphere in a vague, ambient sort of way. But we’re shaking hands with a Presidential candidate again. Tom, Rachael, and I all look a little embarrassed. But Bill is still bursting with energy:
‘Hey guys. You can’t get away from me today!’

12 responses so far ↓
1 Justin // Jan 7, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Awesome! I’m really enjoying this, guys. Keep up the good work.
2 Pip Johnson // Jan 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Yay. Chelsea does have a very distinctive head. can’t wait to see illustrations..
3 paul "Essex boy" meme // Jan 7, 2008 at 4:18 pm
That is fucking hilarious on so many levels.
So… is she good in bed?
4 Cait // Jan 8, 2008 at 4:10 am
I’m still not sure who’s more impressive out of Neutrino and Chelsea in the claims-to-fame stakes…
But still, tres cool!
Oh and your Oxford college was categorically not better than her college. Just to set you straight on that.
5 Tara // Jan 8, 2008 at 6:15 am
Sounds like you got more conversation from Chelsea than the 9 year old reporter [http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/12/chelsea_clinton_stonewalls_9ye.html]. So much for not talking to the press. Good job chaps!
6 Rod // Jan 8, 2008 at 7:05 am
Wonderful stuff, I am so jealous that you can spend the day drinking coffee and bumping into famous people.
“The Gov himself hones into view”
How does he do that, exactly?
7 Klive // Jan 8, 2008 at 10:47 am
I hope Tom was sketching away fervently whilst Bill was shaking hands.
Lets see those illustrations then…….
8 Tan // Jan 8, 2008 at 11:53 am
Sounds fun Dan. Obama just won Dixville Notch and Hart’s Location. More important than Michigan? Also dunno if you saw the rather nasty vid on the Guardian. Obama’s people not playing nice - http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/video/2008/jan/08/obama
9 Mr Thing // Jan 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm
awesome.
10 Mark C // Jan 9, 2008 at 6:07 am
That is hilarious reading. You couldn’t make this stuff up and be funnier. I thought the comments on the Digg thread about Clinton winning NH were a funny read if you have a chance:
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/CNN_reports_Clinton_wins_New_Hampshire
Thanks
11 Robyn // Jan 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm
this is wicked guys, i can’t stop giggling, it couldn’t possibly happen o anyone else!
12 Super Tuesday - the end of the beginning // Feb 6, 2008 at 4:08 am
[…] When we planned this trip, it always had definite bookends: the Iowa Caucus, at the start, and then Super Tuesday as the grand finale, the closest America has ever got to having a nationwide primary. With so many states voting on one day, it seemed like when the dust settled on 6 February we would have an end to our narrative, a final scene for our film: Tom and I stumbling tired, battered and bruised into the sunset, possibly accompanied by Governor Bill Richardson. Well, it now seems that someone’s shown that film to a test audience, and they’ve decided they want to spin out the plot for several more hours before resolving anything. Hillary, Barack: what are you guys trying to do to us? […]
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